Technology marches on, but it should remember to stay in line. When your little machine buddies wander around singing, trying to find themselves, or racking up debt… Well, who’s to blame when they get into trouble? This week, we’re celebrating devices that are useful, obedient, and small enough to toss in your backpack if they get any funny ideas.
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Glide-r-Tron Glider
This techno-copter will slow your descent to nonlethal speeds. Better yet, it’s confined to your back so it can’t go blabbing your secrets.
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Techno-Sale
It’s never a good idea to have too many constructs in one place—just ask Divinity’s Reach! With that in mind, I’m clearing out my storage. Take home the Replica Job-o-Tron Backpack; Reap-r-Tron, Log-r-Tron, Mine-r-Tron, Thresher-Sickle 5000, and Watchwork Mining Pick gathering tools; Mini Scruffy; and Golem Banker; all at 20% off throughout the week.
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Available Now in the Gem Store!
Log into Guild Wars 2 and press 'O' to access the Black Lion Trading Company for these great offers and more!